Madam Nashda's May 5th-9th Gay Horoscope

TAURUS
April 20-May 20
Sex is on your mind today. Change your profile pic to the sexy one and put your best look forward. If you're in a relationship, roll over this morning and get with it! This is the best day of the year for it. Hell both of you take the day off work and don't leave the bed.
GEMINI
May 21-June 21
You're all about work today. Catch up and try to get ahead. By the end of the week you will be rewarded.
CANCER
June 22-July 22
Make contact with old friends. You have been thinking about someone from your past lately, call them and make their day and yours.
LEO
July 23-August 22
We all have an off day, not to be confused with a bad day. This is your off day. Try to stay on task and get through it.
VIRGO
August 23-September 22
Everyone looks to you today for advice. Your words to others will carry weight. A perfect day to connect with someone you never thought you would.
LIBRA
September 23-October 22
A great day for Yoga or a new sport. Find a place to reflect and relax. Stress will be less for you if you will meditate.
SCORPIO
October 23 - November 21
Think beyond yourself. You need to pass it on today. A smile cost nothing and a kind word to another will change their day.
SAGITTARIUS
November 22-December 21
You are coming to the end of a lonely time. While love is not in the air (yet) it is close. The days ahead look very bright! If you are in a relationship, spend some extra time with your partner today to reconnect.
CAPRICORN
December 22-January 19
You have been wanting to learn more about a new subject. This is a good time to move forward with it. If you are looking for a job, this is a great time to apply for it.
AQUARIUS
January 20-February 18
Today you may find that you are getting bogged down with the little things. Take a breath and remember that you can only do one thing at a time and the day will go smoothly.
PISCES
February 19-March 20
If you are thinking about a move or a major change this is the day to begin putting the plan into action. Changes are growth, and it is your time to grow!
ARIES
March 21-April 19
Stop bitching! It's not that bad. You have got to readjust to the changes that life has brought your way. You've tended to be negative lately, while you may not have seen it others are starting to notice! Put on some relaxing music, get a drink and take some time for yourself. You are worth it!