Monday, May 4, 2009

Madam Nashda's May 5th-9th Gay Horoscope

April 20-May 20

Sex is on your mind today. Change your profile pic to the sexy one and put your best look forward. If you're in a relationship, roll over this morning and get with it! This is the best day of the year for it. Hell both of you take the day off work and don't leave the bed.
May 21-June 21

You're all about work today. Catch up and try to get ahead. By the end of the week you will be rewarded.
June 22-July 22

Make contact with old friends. You have been thinking about someone from your past lately, call them and make their day and yours.
July 23-August 22

We all have an off day, not to be confused with a bad day. This is your off day. Try to stay on task and get through it.
August 23-September 22

Everyone looks to you today for advice. Your words to others will carry weight. A perfect day to connect with someone you never thought you would.
September 23-October 22

A great day for Yoga or a new sport. Find a place to reflect and relax. Stress will be less for you if you will meditate.
October 23 - November 21

Think beyond yourself. You need to pass it on today. A smile cost nothing and a kind word to another will change their day.
November 22-December 21

You are coming to the end of a lonely time. While love is not in the air (yet) it is close. The days ahead look very bright! If you are in a relationship, spend some extra time with your partner today to reconnect.
December 22-January 19

You have been wanting to learn more about a new subject. This is a good time to move forward with it. If you are looking for a job, this is a great time to apply for it.
January 20-February 18

Today you may find that you are getting bogged down with the little things. Take a breath and remember that you can only do one thing at a time and the day will go smoothly.
February 19-March 20

If you are thinking about a move or a major change this is the day to begin putting the plan into action. Changes are growth, and it is your time to grow!
March 21-April 19

Stop bitching! It's not that bad. You have got to readjust to the changes that life has brought your way. You've tended to be negative lately, while you may not have seen it others are starting to notice! Put on some relaxing music, get a drink and take some time for yourself. You are worth it!

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